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(Sonic leaves Tails, who is horrified at the channel Sonic has picked.Spring/Summer 2022 important AVS update! This update applies to ALL orders for the AVS. (picks up remote and changes channels) I'll just leave it onnnn. I'd stick around but, uh, I gotta go take a nap. Sonic: Sorry I broke all your bones, Tails. The scene cuts back to the hospital where Tails is now in a complete body cast, his face covered and all.) (Sonic starts the race and rides over some hills, but he goes too high and falls onto Tails by accident. (The scene changes to the Excitebike race track, Sonic is now riding an excitebike.) (The camera pans out to an Excitebike racer in a wheel chair, seemingly from an injury.)Įxcitebiker: Hey, I got a job for ya! There's an Excitebike race tonight. Tails: I'VE BEEN IN A FUCKING COMA, ASSHOLE! I don't have a job for you! Sonic: Whoo, Sonic is back, baby! Time to grab the world by its balls and jab my thumb up its prostate! Alright, what's my next job? (The scene changes to the hospital where Sonic is now completely back to normal.) Sonic: Of course! Congrats on the baby! First beer's on me, let's go. Hey, take me to the hospital so I can bust outta this fuckin' eggplant curse. I mean, every time I think I've got it under control it's just this demon inside me that's calling for me. It's crazy that I'm saying this but I think I have a serious drinking problem, Sonic. I-I was drunk and I drove off the Tornado. Tails: Well, since you didn't ask I'll just tell you. Tails: I WAS in a coma, you dick! I just wheeled myself home from the hospital! And don't give me some bullshit excuse like you were stuck in a coma or something. Where the hell have you been? I've been stuck like this for months. Wilkins, is that you? Oh, I knew you could talk!
(An eggplant Sonic watches the poster for 9 seconds, nothing but the sound of a clock ticking.
The episode ends with Tails muffling in agony for someone to change the channel. in Tails' room to a Golden Girls marathon. As Sonic leaves to take a nap, he changes channels on the T.V. Once again in the hospital, Sonic halfheartedly apologizes to Tails, now in a full body cast. At the race track, Sonic rides his ExciteBike over a few ramps, but quickly loses control, flies several feet in the air, and lands right on Tails, breaking all his bones. Just then, an ExciteBiker, also in a wheelchair, tells Sonic that ExciteBike is hosting a race that night, and he needs someone to fill in for him, to which Sonic happily accepts. Back to his old self again, Sonic excitedly asks Tails what his next job is, only for Tails to angrily remind Sonic about his coma and that he has no jobs for him.
EXCITEBIKE SERIES
He goes on to explain his alcohol addiction in great detail, only for Sonic to ignore him, heading to the hospital. Listed as '3D Classics: Excitebike' its the first of a series of 3-D enhanced classic games to be released on the Nintendo 3DSs eShop. Sonic angrily asks Tails where he has been, with Tails confirming that he has been in a coma on account of him being drunk and crashing the Tornado. Tails enters the apartment, wrapped in bandages and seated in a wheelchair. Sonic, now having been an eggplant for months, is watching his poster in silence.
EXCITEBIKE FREE
After months of being stuck as an eggplant, Sonic is free and given a job to race in an ExciteBike race to replace an injured competitor.
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